My Life Fucking Sucks

* Chorus *
My life fucking sucks
Run me over with a truck
Just kick me in the head
On the road, left for dead
Yeah, my life fucking sucks

Ohh, My life fucking sucks
Who else has this shitty luck?
Forget getting paid,
having fun, or getting laid
yeah, my life fucking sucks.

* Verse 1*
I'm hung over and a disgrace
And the boss is yelling in my face
I wanna punch him in the nose
And rip out his fucking throat

Then I find a place to hide
But my card comes back denied
Livin' on ramen and rice
Yeah, fuck my fucking life

* Chorus *

* Verse 2 *
I show up at the pub
Out of place, akward, and dumb
Everyone else is fashionable and hip
While I'm a dumb-ass piece of shit

Grab a drink and sit in the dark
Watch all the smiles hit their mark
Everyone else having a great night
Yeah, fuck my fucking life

* Chorus *

* Verse 3 *
My last girl kicked me to the curb
Turned around and flipped the bird
Quickly grabbed a scenester
And that's the last time I've seen her

now I'm jerking it all alone
My dick is feeling like a stone
Only drug whores giving me the eye
Yeah, fuck my fucking life

* Chorus *